Moot Court
by Kevin E. Cleary
10:30 P.M. EST
July 26, 2002 C.E.
I've got the declared-an-enemy-of-the-state-blues
talked about killing the President when I had too much booze
Better call Johnny Cochrane in a hurry
the President's gonna take away my right to trial by jury.
My wives all left me last week, said I was a real jerk.
My women just didn't understand the cost of 50 new burkhas.
And now the warden stays forty paces back.
They said I left at the White House an unattended sack.
He would have had it coming, though I did nothing
Until 9/11 my 7-11 was bustling
Raided by the Feds because I speak Arabic
They burned my Koran just for kicks
The Neighborhood Watch reported me for backed rent
Last month my daughter asked me what "sand nigger" meant
I have never called for the death of Zion
Passed every polygraph, they said I was lying.
Today they took the laces out of my shoes
I've got the declared-an-enemy-of-the-state blues.
10:30 P.M. EST
July 26, 2002 C.E.
I've got the declared-an-enemy-of-the-state-blues
talked about killing the President when I had too much booze
Better call Johnny Cochrane in a hurry
the President's gonna take away my right to trial by jury.
My wives all left me last week, said I was a real jerk.
My women just didn't understand the cost of 50 new burkhas.
And now the warden stays forty paces back.
They said I left at the White House an unattended sack.
He would have had it coming, though I did nothing
Until 9/11 my 7-11 was bustling
Raided by the Feds because I speak Arabic
They burned my Koran just for kicks
The Neighborhood Watch reported me for backed rent
Last month my daughter asked me what "sand nigger" meant
I have never called for the death of Zion
Passed every polygraph, they said I was lying.
Today they took the laces out of my shoes
I've got the declared-an-enemy-of-the-state blues.
posted by Kevin E. Cleary at 10:21 PM
2 Comments:
dude the secret service will come to your house soon for posting things like that
Hmmm, looks like you've been hit with spam. I promise I'm not promoting anything! I was just blog-surfing and found yours. I like it.
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