June 30, 2004

June 30, 2004

So many Dems freaking out about
Darth Nader's plans for the election
Dieboldt'll control the vote count
Kerry keeps stalling his V.P. selection

Meanwhile Bush's cronies have some big plans
More civil liberties and Muslims will fall victim
American shopping malls will dot foreign lands
But the terrorists'll never admit we've licked 'em.

Oh, I can't wait for more never-ending war,
vague warnings that terrify, aid, and abet consumption
Mr. Peabody, let's go way back to 1984,
And watch the Democrats lose all gumption.

We'll let the millionaires glad-hand us for votes and money
Demopublicans, Republicrats; it won't make a difference
We'll pick whoever makes our asses feel more sunny
But I still can't give in to the throes of ambivalence.